Don't be a hard rock when you really are a gem,

I know, stupid idea, but I did it. Aint no body gon stop me.

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Someone from your childhood

Ed:

Hey I got a list of things that I learned in life from you. Did you know that? I mean I know that every once in a while when I actually get to see you, you’re probably just passing time, but seriously. You made my childhood a little brighter. I wish I knew that back then. Maybe I could have let you know it. I had a blast learning shit from you and I have this little urge some days when there’s nothing to do to go visit you but I hate thinking that I’ll get there and you won’t be there. You taught me how to not be afraid or to embrace the fact that I was really just a spunky bitch with a few things to say.
Glad you never really strayed away from my dad. Miss you yo.

Xoxo,
Paola

Someone that’s not in your state/country

Perfect opportunity! Ate Ning

So I’m probably going to copy & paste this into a text message I’m about to send you. Went to a quince yesterday. It was disorganized, no one showed up except to drink and be a slut. Every girl that was younger than at least 30 looked like a prostitute. I got drunk off of some juice everyone kept drinking and kept sneaking me, I had no idea there was alcohol in it till I started buzzing and being hella loud. Oh! btw I had connects with the bartender. So I probably had a beer or two. Horrible food. HORRIBLE COURT DANCE. They only played Mexican music. And no I don’t mean hispanic music, I mean straight up fucking Mexican music. Dawood got drunk and danced with me like an idiot. His brother got drunk and told me he loved me even though he normally ever says more than two sentences to me. Smoked like five black n milds. Ate like a bird. These old guys kept checking me out every time I’d pass by the room. Dawood threatened to kill, Danny got cut off the alcohol, so we left. Went to Jer’s but Dawood was too embarrassed, he was out of his element. Bumped into Dawood’s cousin from the quince and followed them to an after party. Whole bunch of slicked back haired cholos who all own their own weapons. Dipped out early cuz I was scared for my life. Tried to catch a movie but we had a passed out drunk in the back seat. Went home. Hung out near the pool. Sobered Danny up. Sat in the car for like an hour listening to country music and talking about feelings. I felt like I was you hahaha. Went up and knocked out on my unsheeted bed. Woke up to mama refusing me coffee but leaving the room for buko to find her cup and drink it. Anyway such is life. Wish you there with me. And I’m in desperate need of a pedicure. Like DESPERATE. Gonna watch a movie with the fam minus the two older ones. Can’t wait till I’m one of y’all. This is bullshit. I’m back to the I-can’t-stand-this-so-much-that-I-refuse-to-touch-my-room.-It’s-so-messy! attitude. Wsup. Oh yeah and going to some meeting tonight. I might do a 90/90. I can find an hour errday, yeah?

Xoxo,
Fala

Ther person I miss the most

Um. I don’t really know who this is exactly, so I’m not sure how to get started on this. I’m not the one to miss someone, and I really suck at lying unless it’s just small talk (Who tells the truth with small talk?) so it’s complicated. Besides, I’m waking up extremely early for no reason after coming home at 3AM last night and calling it quits at 4.

Well we can go with someone I think of relatively often who’s gone right now.

You were always a friend when I needed you. Always knew the right things to say to me and whenever you said the wrong things you’d take the back in the most elegant way. I don’t know exactly what you’re getting yourself into now, I just sort of wish you played it real safe. It’s hard to come back to reality after doing the things that you’re preparing to do. I’m not worried, persay, I think I’m more interested than I am the initial, but I still would hate to hear that your dreams didn’t come true.

Xoxo,
Far away

himynameisnico:

justmichelle:

jehwed:

sharonpho:

obsessionjason:

 Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them …. really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something)

THINK of a number from 1 to 10 



MULTIPLY that number by 9 



If the number is a 2-digit number, ADD the digits together



Now SUBTRACT 5 



DETERMINE which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)



THINK of a country that starts with that letter



REMEMBER the last letter of the name of that country



THINK of the name of an animal that starts with that letter



REMEMBER the last letter in the name of that animal




THINK of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter





Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?

Isn’t that FREAKY!! If not for you, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. However, 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark eating oranges when given this exercise. Reblog if your mind has been blown.

I guess I’m part of the 2%. That says a lot, haha.

I’m the 2% too. I got dominican republic, cat, and tangerine. Cool. :)

I am part of the 98%!

2%, you bet I’m proud!

Koalas saved me! And apples.

Got the same thing as my bro, Nics. Koalas and apples, haha

Someone you’ve drifted away from

Um. We drifted. k bye!

Xoxo,
drifted friend

Someone you wish could forgive you

Realistically speaking? This is myself. There’s no other person that I allow myself to have such an impact on me that I would make me wish he or she should forgive me for something. Sure, etiquettely I’m apologetic in my small nature, but that’s seriously just the balance in our social stance (ie. Small Asian bumps into someone accidentally and she begs his/her pardon). NATURALLY.

And then, again, a but redudant to explain the simple idea that the only person I do wish could forgive myself is myself. Yet I’m still writing: I have a list of shit I wish I could take back.
1. My drug habit.
You think it’s fun and games and just some social thing till you realize how lightly you take them. Next thing you know you’re a few years older and all it is to you is an escape of reality. And your new reality is sitting in a circle with others who have the same problem, who keep their heads down and will for life, and it’s also those you know should be sitting in those chairs next to you but they’ll never find out that they have a problem.
2. Lack of success.
I’m pretty sure this is a universal feeling. It’s not a power- hunger it’s more of a just ‘I could have done this’ and now I’d be this successful. But whatever, this feelings come and go and soon as you earn how to surpass them.
3. Shyness
I’ve become so uncomfortably shy in the past year. I don’t know what’s come over me, but it’s so unlike me I can’t exactly put my finger on how it developed. I’ve said some pretty stupid things lately and as funny as they are, God I wish I could em back.

For the most part I believe that’s it. Uh this woke me up this morning. Coffee time!

Xoxo,
Small Asian

I had a dream I cheated on you last night. It was very instinctual and I fell in love with someone who was a lot like me. Actually, I remember thinking that he wasn’t very good-looking and it sort of bothered me, but god he was such a catch.

I need something new and you’re too familiar. Not saying I’m gonna cheat on you, but I hate this focus that I have on you.

Someone you hate the most:

Um, I don’t really remember anything about you. I knew you really well at one point and I remember thinking so highly of you. You were the only person that pushed me academically, I remember that. Um but what happened between us is so unforgivable. I mean, decisions we made have affected a future that I wanted so badly and now it’s just going to be complicated forever.

Um. Yeah.

Xoxo,
your first everything

a Deceased person I wish I could speak to:

Grandpa-

I don’t know if it’s because it’s because it’s who I am but it’s really hard to keep up with the person you want me to be. No, it’s not hard. It’s like my body just doesn’t want to do it. It’s already been over a year and I haven’t really done much. Or, at least, I don’t think so. I’m trying, though. I’m in that awkward place between child and adult, but I’m pretty sure once I definitely hit adult then it’ll be better. But until then, can you just stick by my side? I don’t really have _____ to speak on your behalf anymore, so it’d be really nice if you could do that for me. Hmph.

Xoxo,
Ninth Grandchild

Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to:

Gh. I’m not a shy person it’s just that I don’t really get to talk to you I guess. Um. I’d like to talk to you more? You smell nice more often than not… You still owe me $15… Uh, I can’t really think of anything to say to you.

Oh. Oh! Now I know what to say. You’re a Jew communist. Dude. You’re lucky I haven’t killed you with my bare hands by now. That’s why I don’t talk to you as much as I’d like to: I don’t have enough courage to talk to your black-listed ass.

Xoxo,
Wannabe Muslim Communist